|Crystalized Lysergic Staff|
This is a long and slender chunk of crystallized lysergide. It has a faint yellow tinge to it, and is about six feet in length. It could probably be used as a weapon. Or, even better, a drug! Hooray drugs! There's nothing quite as awesome as drugs! So come on, lick the staff! You're cool, right? You want to be cool? C'maaan! Everyone's doing it!
You can travel to Yxuxacta by licking the staff.